geoff is a pizza whisperer
"IT’S-A ME, FUCKING GEOFF."
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
When people ask me to lead them in prayer
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
Everything I know about cheering up people, I learned from Totoro.
Based off the Minecraft King Let’s Plays